First Pair of Shoes - Sat 23 Oct. Size 2G

Mummy and Daddy realised that now it's winter and I like standing up ALL the time, my feet have been getting a bit wet and muddy out and about. So they figured it was time I got a pair of shoes. Luckily now at Clarks they have got some fierce competition, and in order to attract parents away from Primark and encourage them to spend TEN TIMES the cost on their children's shoes, they have to offer a carrot and stick marketing ploy. The stick is that if you don't pay £22 to have your child's feet shod in shoes that have been measure to fit width and length and have rubbery bits and soft soles and are gold plated (they are, aren't they?) until your child is 17 years old then that child's feet will go rotten and fall off. The carrot is that they will take a poor quality photo of said child in said gold-plated shoes and give you a free pair of socks and a couple of shoe boxes.
Well, here is the photo. But they do look smart, don't they!